Barney The Elf by WalkerGroup
KGCGOGGCCGKKKK !"#$%&' - SGT D JOINS THE RANKS OF TWG. BARNEY WAS CRACKED FROM TAPE AND LINKED BY YOUR MASTER SGT D! YOU DIRTBAGS HAVE NO DISCIPLINE AT ALL, AND LISTEN UP LADIES! SGT D OF TWG IS HERE TO KICK YOUR MOMMA'S BOY ASSES INTO SHAPE! I - PISS ON THE HEADS OF WANDERER, RICHARD BAYLISS, URINE, HEMA+TROEP, BLAZE ON, CRYPT, CREAMD, WANDERER AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE... NOW ALL OF YOU STRAP ON A 50 LBS PACK AND GO HIKE YOUR SISSY ASSES UP A MOUNTAIN FOR 3 DAYS! TURDS! -
ON THIS MONTH OF WALKER GROUP DOMINATION OVER THE CANOOKS WE PRESENT: DREI DRACHENTOETER ANOTHER FIRST RELEASE WHICH WAS CRACKED BY MR.HANKY, NO TRAINER THIS TIME SINCE ONLY STUPID CANADIANS ARE NOT ABLE TO WIN THIS GAME. GAME STORY: TWO CANADIANS AND ONE TEXAS RANGER WANT TO PASS THE CANADIAN-TEXAN BORDER AND ENTER TEXAS. UNFORTUNATELY THE PASSPORTS GOT MIXED UP SO TO FIND OUT WHO IS CANADIAN AND WHO IS NOT ALL THREE HAVE TO FACE THE CANADIAN SMOKING DRAGON. NOW GET IT ON! INTRO BY TERRANCE AND PHILLIP. - 
"ESCAPE-MAN" A REAL OLD GAME BY CHARLES GREY RELEASED 07/29/2006 -- HISTORY -- THIS GAME WAS ORIGINALLY FROM 1984 AND WAS SENT TO A MAGAZINE WHICH FOLDED BEFORE THE GAME COULD GET THERE. THE CODE HAS BEEN CLEANED UP FOR THIS RELEASE. -- RULES -- REACH THE BOTTOM AND COLLECT DIAMONDS BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT. AVOID THE FLASHINGSQUARES!!! YOU START WITH 5 LIVES. -- SCORING -- DIAMOND - 50 * LEVEL '?' - 500 * LEVEL FINISH LEVEL - 10 * TIME * LEVEL -- OTHER FEATURES -- TOP 20 SCORE BOARD (12 CHARS.) 20 LEVELS OF CHALLENGE. -- HINTS AND TIPS -- IF YOU'RE BOXED IN, WAIT FOR AN OPENING TO APPEAR, THE PLAYFIELD CHANGES DURING THE GAME. - X"ESCAPE-MAN" A REAL OLD GAME BY CHARLES GREY RELEASED 07/29/2006 -- HISTORY -- THIS GAME WAS ORIGINALLY FROM 1984 AND WAS SENT TO A MAGAZINE WHICH FOLDED BEFORE THE GAME COULD GET THERE. THE CODE HAS BEEN CLEANED UP FOR THIS RELEASE. -- RULES -- REACH THE BOTTOM AND COLLECT DIAMONDS BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT. AVOID THE FLASHINGSQUARES!!! YOU START WITH 5 LIVES. -- SCORING -- DIAMOND - 50 * LEVEL '?' - 500 * LEVEL FINISH LEVEL - 10 * TIME * LEVEL -- OTHER FEATURES -- TOP 20 SCORE BOARD (12 CHARS.) 20 LEVELS OF CHALLENGE. -- HINTS AND TIPS -- IF YOU'RE BOXED IN, WAIT FOR AN OPENING TO APPEAR, THE PLAYFIELD CHANGES DURING THE GAME. - 
- HEY MR.HANKY: I AM WAITING :) CODE BY THE WANKING RABBIT OF TWG ............. GFX BY THE WANKING RABBIT OF TWGKINDERGARTENTUNE BY NATA ...............THE WALKER GROUP IS BACK WITH ANOTHER FIRSTRELEASE ON THE 25TH OF JUNE IN 2007 ... OUR NEW MEMBER BUTTERS PRESENTS YOU: 4 IN A ROW, CRACKED BY BUTTERS, PAL/NTSC FIXED BY THE WANKING RABBIT, ORIGINAL SUPPLIED BY TERRANCE AND PHILLIP TOP 5 LAMER RANKINGS OF THE MONTH ... 5TH: WANDERER - FOR HIS LIFETIME ACHIVEMENT AND GENERAL SMARTNESS ... 4TH: FMAN/TROPYX - FOR DEMONSTRATING SPECTRUM LOVE AND BRILLIANT INSIGHT ON WHAT SUCKS AND STINKS ... 3RD: DOC - FOR RELEASING THE MOST IMPRESSIVE MUSIC 'RIP' EVER ... 2ND: TWR/CRYPT - FOR PUMPING OUT A SERIOUS AMOUNT OF CRAP RELEASES ON A SINGLE DAY ... AND FINALLY THE ONE AND ONLY 1ST: BARACUDA/SMASH DESIGNS - FOR UNCOUNTABLE FUNCTIONS IN THE SCENE WITH AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF RELEASES TO BACK THEM UP, OUTSTANDING COMMUNICATION SKILLS AND ENGLISH POETRY WHICH IS SECOND TO NONE - CONGRATULATIONS! SECRETMAN, NATABAMU, RICHARD AND TROUBLEMAKER DROPPED OUT OF THE CHARTS, TRY HARDER NEXT TIME ! GREETINGS GO TO NINJASPAIN, SECRETPUSSY, WANKERER, RICHARD GAYLISS, HOKUTO FARTS, AFROS, ALDI, ALCOHOLICA, BINGO TEAM, BURP, GARBAGE, KACKVOTZE, LAP DANCERS, POPOWISCHEN, RAPPELKISTE, RIFF RAFFS, HEMA AND TROEP, SHITMEN, ULTIMATE, WHISKAS, URINE ... AND THE REST OF THE PEST ! INTRO BY THE WANKING RABBIT, KINDERGARTENTUNE BY NATABAMU HIT THE LONG ONE -WRAP- - 
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UM, BLAZE ON, PAPYRUS AND THE FORGOTTEN REST! - TO PROVE THAT CANADIANS ARE BAD NEWS ONCE AGAIN, THE WANKER GROUP BRINGS FROM THEIR RANCH ANOTHER FIRST RELEASE CALLED THE KEY GAME. CRACKED BY THE MIGHTY WANKER OF THIS AMAZINGLY ACTIVE TEXAN FIRING RANGE. GUIDE YOUR TEXAN MOTHERSHIP AROUND THE MAZE TO COLLECT ENOUGH KEYS, TO UNLOCK A PORTAL TO KICK CANADIAN BUTT AND STEAL THEIR EVIL PLANS OF RECRACKING OUR RELEASES AND FOR KILLING ALL THOSE POOR SEALS IN PERIL! CAN YOU MAKE IT IN TIME BEFORE YOU FALL INTO THE CANIADIANS TRAPS OR RUN OUT OF TIME? AND NOBODY WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN DO THEY ?????? WE SEND TEXAN BEER TO THE FOLLOWING: CRYPT * BORED * SCROTUM * PISS * POOP * HEMA+TROEP * BLAZE ON * PAPYRUS * MUMMY JAMMERS * FAGGOTTS * THE BINGO TEAM * URINE * SEALSEX * SICKNESS * WANDERER * RICHARD BAYLISS * CREAMD * CIVITAS AND TO THE REST! INTRO BY TERRANCE AND PHILLIP! - BACKGROUND: GREY - KEYS & SHIP:GREY - JLING ALL THOSE POOR SEALS IN PERIL! CAN YOU MAKE IT IN TIME BEFORE YOU FALL INTO THE CANIADIANS TRAPS OR RUN OUT OF TIME? AND NOBODY WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN DO THEY JF? WE SEND TEXAN BEER TO THE FOLLOWING: CRYPT * BORED * SCROTUM * PISS * POOP * HEMA+TROEPAA - UM, BLAZE ON, PAPYRUS AND THE FORGOTTEN REST! - TO PROVE THAT CANADIANS ARE BAD NEWS ONCE AGAIN, THE WANKER GROUP BRINGS FROM THEIR RANCH ANOTHER FIRST RELEASE CALLED THE KEY GAME. CRACKED BY THE MIGHTY WANKER OF THIS AMAZINGLY ACTIVE TEXAN FIRING RANGE. GUIDE YOUR TEXAN MOTHERSHIP AROUND THE MAZE TO COLLECT ENOUGH KEYS, TO UNLOCK A PORTAL TO KICK CANADIAN BUTT AND STEAL THEIR EVIL PLANS OF RECRACKING OUR RELEASES AND FOR KILLING ALL THOSE POOR SEALS IN PERIL! CAN YOU MAKE IT IN TIME BEFORE YOU FALL INTO THE CANIADIANS TRAPS OR RUN OUT OF TIME? AND NOBODY WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN DO THEY ?????? WE SEND TEXAN BEER TO THE FOLLOWING: CRYPT * BORED * SCROTUM * PISS * POOP * HEMA+TROEP * BLAZE ON * PAPYRUS * MUMMY JAMMERS * FAGGOTTS * THE BINGO TEAM * URINE * SEALSEX * SICKNESS * WANDERER * RICHARD BAYLISS * CREAMD * CIVITAS AND TO THE REST! INTRO BY TERRANCE AND PHILLIP! - 
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